B..I..C..A..R..A..???

"Come...Chacha let´s play..!"
"Da da da mama...!"
"Komm...komm..Langsam bitte!"
"Gaby.....&/(&(%()(T8b56&/%/&$....."
"kha...?"
"ah..suroz.../(%/(%/$%&/$&(/&(..."
"Mary, Esben, wolfi....warte &/(%/$%/"
??????????

Saya hanya dapat berdiri terpaku. Ah sudahlah! lebih baik nelpon balik ke rumah teman..
"Ya..allo!" terdengar suara
"Assalamulaikum... bisa bicara dengan mama?"
"Oui....allo Bonjour madame!"
"ah...Najat Bonjour! Can I speak with ibu Esti?"
"ooh..(/()/(8789hu83$%&§%$&...Madam!"

Walah...kok jadi gini ya? ya sudahh!
"Merci Najat..!"
"Oui madam..Merci beaucoup"
Nah..aman!

Di lain waktu...
"Assalamualaikum.."
"Waalaikum salam..madam./)(%/&(%/(&"
"Fuad, ta´al... my home.....eeeh sa´ah asra, MORNING...ok?"
"Hehehehe...Sa´ah asra..?Ok, madam InsyaAllah"
?? Mudah mudahan ngerti deh!

Lain lagi waktu belanja...
"Gdhas hada..."
"ah arbaa dinar..."
"hmmm, talata..ok"
"hah! Imposible madam 67/%&/$§%&%/&"
"oke..oke...arbaa dinar.."
"sukron..!"
MasyaAllah....!

Nah! saat tersesat di tanah orang...
"excuse me?! Do you know where is santo marc piazza???"
"aaa....Si! Persempre....sekundo...%&(/)&//)(=&/(&%76785asaswads..."
Hah! Pusingggg....!
"Gracias"
"Si!..."

Ketika ketemu Ibu guru Weisheit...
"Frau Dinaya...ich habe eine frage für Sie..."
"oh..was ist das?"
"bla...bla..bla...schreibe...konnen..BHUIFZ(/()(&/$%§$-...beruf..VGZUFRTTUF&/(%&/..."
"Frau wiesheit Vieleicht besser, mein mann will sprechen mit Sie..?!"
"ah..Gut!"
Alhamdulillah....!

Atau ketika di kampung halaman....!
"ededede...gdasgfwfvduwr95trh&(/&()Zgih/Z(/&/7U ..."
"Iyo tante hade´ njhufzif7zughbf8e7839t3h839zhg7..........0ß90?=))="
"Liat mi anak ta´jGUITZT7678ow2jdbze7t6rg3hjbfi..."

Cukup....cukup..! Terserah mau ngomong apa yang penting saya mau belajar bahasa dulu.